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Welcome to Uncle Wipsy’s Corner. Here, I will spin a yarn or two about our funny incidents, quotes, etc. from PCP’s Call of Duty game play.
My first funny is an incident that happened while playing on Airfield dring a World at War, Team Death Match. It goes like this: Cool Whipp was going through the maps in private games for some new guys. Part of the wisdom he shared with us was his “hot spots” for getting kills on Airfield. When the instructional portion of the evening was over, we proceeded into match making. Lo and behold, Airfield comes up. What luck!
The Whipp was dominating and I was catching bullets like a magnet. Soon enough, I hear Whipp say over the radio.
“Someone shoot me! I’m out’a ammo!”
Me, not doing so well, offers to help.
“Hang on Whipp, shoot me and take my gun.”
“I can’t fucking shoot you, I have no ammo left.”
Oh, that’s funny to ya? Well knock it off! I’m not done here! Whipp being the resourceful type knew just what to do to solve the lack of bullets.
“Come over here uncle Wipsy, and I’ll stab ya.”
Yes, he did have a certain glint in his eye when he said it, but that’s for another time. Now, back to what I was saying before you interrupted me. The cold steel slipped in between your dear, sweet uncle Wipsy’s ribs. As me eyes were fluttering shut I noticed BigStorm stepping up with his rifle shouldered and…
Yep, you guessed it, Whipp stabs me for my gun, BigStorm shoots Whipp and we both let out, “for fuck sake!” Turned out that BigStorm heard the initial “shoot me, I have no ammo left”, but failed to hear the “I’ll stab you” bit. We laughed till the end of the round over that calamity of errors!
Cheers!
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